Noodles

Update. We solved this problem by removing the pipe. It was not as difficult as it first appeared as it was not buried very deep in the concrete. 

The swim noodles are now iilling in the trench left when we removed the pipe until we can get to filling in the trench with new concrete.

These swim noodles were perfect for adding a little safety redneck style.

This swimming noodle is covering up an old oil furnace pipe that sticks up about six inches. The pipe was sure to result in a broken toe.

This one is in the garage. Some prior owners converted the garage into a room. That ridge of wood is just the right height to result in brain stem injury when sitting on the loveseat. We just cut the swim noodle and it stays on by itself.